Thursday, May 5, 2011

so, so, so very strange

You want to hear something weird.  I know you do.

Apparently I have a craving that only surfaces when I am pregnant.  I make this odd concoction of a casserole that I never heard of before.  It's a mix of macaroni noodles, a ton of cheese, peas & hot dogs.   Strange, I told you.

This is one of those weird pregnancy things that is going to sound so yummy to some & so disgusting to others, but it's not one of those things that I feel I need to eat everyday or anything.  I have yet to have one of those cravings.  I mean, I was on a plum kick for a few weeks but I guess that is better than a swiss cake roll kick, so since I outgrew it was it ever really a craving?  I'm not counting it.

So here we are, in my kitchen preparing the main ingredients to this mess of a casserole.  I guess for lack of better words I will call it "Candace's Pregnant Casserole" (if you ever make it, you better refer to it as that! bahaha).  You have the macaroni noodles boiling, the peas heating up & the hot dogs boiling.


I'm going to add that I don't cook hot dogs in boiling water in any other occasion than this.  The microwave usually does just fine, but I didn't want them all busted open.


(You know, because I always forget that they don't really need to be cooked a full minute & I open the microwave door as if I'm expecting to see a pretty little plump hotdog, not the busted open nasty chunk of meat that is actually there.  I do it every time without fail.  Then mutter a "dammit, my hotdog is ruined now." Every time.   Maybe one day I'll perfect the microwaving of the hotdog.)


Then you need lots and lots of cheese & an egg mixed with 1/2 cup of milk (egg & milk not pictured).


Once your pasta, hotdogs & peas are cooked you throw them in a casserole dish.  Add your egg/milk mix & mix in 3/4 of your cheese.


Then top with cheese.  Put it in a preheated oven (375) & let it bake for roughly 45 minutes.


Pure perfection people.  I fed my mrs. preggo dragon & she is a happy camper.


So that is the one big fat sign that I am currently pregnant.  Another sign took place during the cooking process.  I overcooked the peas to the point where they were all mushy & weird.  Add said ruined peas with a hormonal & hungry woman and you get a meltdown.  Yes, I will document my whiney meltdown only in the hopes that I will look back & never do it again.

I had mushy peas & because of that I sat in my kitchen floor and teared up.  Over peas people, seriously I did.  It reminded me of the movie Julie & Julia.  I was totally Julie, crying & snubbing in the kitchen floor like a demented child over a canned vegetable.

Luckily I scraped myself off the floor & managed to salvage most of the peas to use in the casserole.  I'm convinced that this pregnancy has my darling Logan thinking that I am mental.  I've lost my marbles about 3 times of kids movies (Toy Story 3 & UP are the culprits), just had a meltdown in the kitchen over peas & I'm sure more meltdowns are in my future.

I also want to add that I'm usually not this hormonal, scouts honor, apparently this baby has my hormones on a roller coaster right now.  I honestly don't think I was this hormonal with Logan's pregnancy but I guess Justin is a better judge on that.

Anyways, there it is.  My strange desire to fix a casserole full of all of the things a daycare would fix their students.  Pregnancy can make someone so weird at times.

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